Ok, so I think there is no question that Tyra Banks is a narcissist. I mean, I have seen episodes of Tyra where she will ask a guest a question and as they begin to answer, she interjects with a story about her! Joel McHale loves to show a clip of Tyra pointing to herself and joyfully saying "Me!" TV Without Pity rightly calls her Tyrant (and believe me, I plan to borrow that phrase often).
But on this last episode of ANTM, she dressed in spandex and a cape and called herself Super Smize - as in smiles with her eyes. There were even cheesy effects where there were little flashes coming off her as she posed and smiled with her eyes.
Then, she actually cast Lauren Conrad of The Hills fame to be a guest judge?! That girl's only talent is letting cameras follow her all day and not rolling her eyes at Audrina whenever she talks.
For the love of all that is holy, Tyrant - it's bad enough that you think the world revolves around you, but don't do anything else to overstate the importance of the MTV/VH1 reality "stars".
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Thank god you mentioned this! I can't believe we didn't discuss today.
ReplyDeleteHow long do you think it took them to find a leotard that made Tyra look decently thin? "Maybe if we make it black and put a vertical graphic on it and then some tights under it and a cape over it...does that work?"
OMG so happy you posted this! LC judging ANTM is as bad as having Louie Anderson judging Top Chef! WTF!
ReplyDeleteThe woman has clearly lost it.
ReplyDeleteI think it took a while - but I also think she's lost a little weight since the whole, "kiss my fat ass" incident. I think she realized that you can't mentor young anorexics when it's clear you enjoy ribs.
tyra banks is a fake and doesn't care about anything except promoting herself. She has damaged so many people
ReplyDeleteand who the heck is Nigel? how many poor girls has he tried to screw?
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