So, the official threat levels (this is gonna be a thing, pass it on.)
- Taylor Swift - Super nice. I never use this one.
- Elle Woods - Just ambitious and lusting after jewelry.
- Britney Spears - Just whiny and self-destructive.
- Lindsay Lohan - Whiny, self-destructive and litigious.
- Real Housewife of Orange County - Bitchy and a little backstabbing.
- Amanda Woodward - Bitchy, short-tempered and outright backstabbing. (I love new Melrose.)
- Real Housewife of Atlanta - Bitchy, backstabbing and of course, hair pulling.
- Shannen Doherty - Will punch you in the face.
- Carrie - Will kill an entire gym full of people.
- Naomi Campbell - Will kill an entire gym full of people while humiliating them.
I like to further segment the highest level to: Naomi Campbell drunk (slightly less psycho), Naomi Campbell sober (gym-full of dead people plus their families, and humiliation :).)
ReplyDeleteI spent the weekend at an Amanda thru Naomi. Let's just say there is a former member of my wedding party who is lucky to still have his man parts.
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