Friday, July 24, 2009

Spotted: DC Fashion Crime - The Usual Suspects, Part II

So I finally upgraded from my technologically retarded phone that was free with my wireless plan like 2 years ago and I now have my nice new Blackberry Curve. And it's a good thing I do, because it allows me to take pictures like this on the walk home...

I fear that you're not properly understanding what's going on here. Let's zoom in, shall we?

Those are f'ing zebra print platforms (circa 1994) with a seersucker suit.

I hate DC.
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6 comments:

  1. LaineyJuly 25, 2009 at 9:59 AM

    You forgot to mention the hideous Vera Bradley bag. Why does anyone buy those?

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  2. ElleJuly 26, 2009 at 10:45 AM

    I thought it. I just try not to utter her name.

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  3. UnknownJuly 26, 2009 at 5:35 PM

    you just know she put together that outfit in the morning and was like, "damn! i look good!" or whatever the preppy/yuppie version of that phrase would be

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  4. ElleJuly 26, 2009 at 9:23 PM

    At some point during our time walking together, she met up with her boyfriend and I was forced to witness an extreme display of sidewalk affection. I'm guessing she dressed specially for the occassion.

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  5. UnknownJuly 27, 2009 at 9:24 AM

    Well, it's good to know that her boyfriend can see past the hideous shoes...

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  6. ElleJuly 27, 2009 at 1:02 PM

    Indeed. There's hope for the love lives of all fashion victims.

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