Spotted: DC Fashion Crime - The Usual Suspects, Part II

So I finally upgraded from my technologically retarded phone that was free with my wireless plan like 2 years ago and I now have my nice new Blackberry Curve. And it's a good thing I do, because it allows me to take pictures like this on the walk home...

I fear that you're not properly understanding what's going on here. Let's zoom in, shall we?

Those are f'ing zebra print platforms (circa 1994) with a seersucker suit.

I hate DC.