We're Turning 100

This here is our hundredth post. Tami and I thought long and hard about what it should be--something that encompassed the blog up to this point while speaking to the enormity of life, love and the universe...

Then, we came in contact with this gent, and we thought "fuck it."
Wish you'd all been there, both to witness his full George-Michael-wardrobe-meets-Flock-of-Seagulls-hair glory, and to see us trying to surreptitiously take a picture of him.

We really appreciate all of our readers, from our old friends with their sassy comments and topic suggestions to the new folks we've e-met. Here's a cheers to y'all, the start of Ugg season, and the next hundred posts, likely to feature many pictures of Ugg-abusers.

Thanks again to the fashion victims and our readers who love them,
Tami and Elle

A Note to Anonymous Commenters

Suck it.

I'm totally serious, you're a douche. It's one thing to create a pseudonym, be a regular blog reader, and establish a personality through comments. That's participation and it's a creative endeavor on its own--we're down for it. True confession, Elle isn't my real name and neither Tami nor I are Heather Locklear or Kristen Davis. (I know you're all shocked.)

But if you can't even come up with a name besides anonymous and you're going to nit pick posts, I'll say it again, you can suck it.

Are we going to have the occasional typo? Sure. We have jobs, relationships, friends, television and shopping habits, and cooking skills. This blog isn't our life, it's our hobby. I claim that's why I accidentally called Rice-a-Roni "Hamburger Helper." But that's all a far damn cry from Perez Hilton--his blog is his job and apparently his only passion in life and he still manages to have 8 times the typos.

And "Anonymous," if you really want to get into it "Interesting that there are typos in this very blog" is a fragment, and what follows is a totally ridiculous use of an ellipses. Don't bring out the grammar bitch in me.

This isn't the blog war we intended to start, but a good bitch loves conflict. The long story short is that we're not going to start obsessing for the amusement of an anonymous commenter who has no point for the myriad of reasons listed above. But we are going to mock you mercilessly.

Also, seriously, suck it.

2B1B: Now Even Cooler

So, in addition to now being available in Kanyevision, 2B1B has also purchased the domain name 2Bitches1Blog.com. So, while you're still viewing us on Blogspot, and we still love Blogger and all things Google (fuck Bing), and you can continue to use the address 2bitches1blog.blogspot.com, you can also simply type in 2bitches1blog.com.

And when you talk about how awesome 2 Bitches, 1Blog is to all of your friends (and you totally should because we totally are) you don't have to include that cumbersome blogspot part, which is awesome...just like 2B1B. Cool? Cool.

Comments: Now Easier

One of the things that has confused me since we started this blog is why friends have been so much more willing to gchat me about blog topics, rather than comment on posts. For example, on the skinny jeans debate, gems like this should be shared:

I think they can be buffered with high shoes in general (hence maybe an extra 5-10% of the population can pull them off) and also have a whole diff look when worn with a boot. otherwise, people that are circa 100 lbs can wear them with flats.

I totally disagree about the high shoes, totally agree about the boots, but this is certainly an issue that should be debated among the entire community, important world issue that it is!

So why don't more people comment?

Reader LD informed me today that it's because you have to sign in to Google with your own account, you can't simply fill in a name. I guess Tami and I never noticed because we always have to be signed in. No matter, the issue is now fixed and you can be as anonymous as you want, so comment away!

By the way...

You can also find us on Twitter @2Bitches1Blog because we too are oh so 3008 and refuse to be 2000 and late. Convince us of its merits with gratuitous RTs.